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- Topics:
- TidBITS Survey Introduction
- TidBITS Numbers
- TidBITS Authors
- Survey Statistics
- Like Best?
- Like Least?
- New Articles?
- Make TidBITS Easier?
- Favorite color
- Miscellaneous comments
- The End
-
-
- TidBITS Survey Introduction
- ---------------------------
- Happy Birthday to us. TidBITS is officially one year old and what
- better way to celebrate (OK, so we can think of a few) than by
- reporting the results of our TidBITS Survey. We ran the survey in
- December and still receive occasional responses, although the
- majority arrived in the first month or two. What took us so long?
- Data entry. It's time consuming, a lot of work, and boring beyond
- belief, even though we could just copy from QuickMail and paste
- into Double Helix. If we had figured out some method of getting
- everyone to return answers in exactly the same format, we could
- have had Nisus clean it all up. Maybe for next year's TidBITS
- Anniversary.
-
- As far as the organization of this issue goes, we'll talk a bit
- about year-end numbers, the statistics we gathered from the survey
- (and do remember Mark Twain's dictum "There are three sorts of
- lies, lies, damned lies, and statistics."), and then we'll list a
- bunch of the responses we got to different categories and our
- comments on those responses.
-
- This issue is a lot to read at once, being over 60K of text, and
- since it's not like the timely news we normally report on, feel
- free to read at your leisure. If you think 50K is a lot, though,
- we got well over 700K of email responses and 20 snail mail
- responses that we typed into Double Helix manually.
-
-
- TidBITS Numbers
- ---------------
- This issue is a special issue released in honor of TidBITS' First
- Anniversary and/or Birthday. Because of this I became curious
- about what we've really done, so here's some numbers. This issue
- is not included in the totals, simply because it's still in
- progress. To find the numbers relating to the amounts of text, we
- opened all 53 text files simultaneously in Nisus (under Finder, so
- it had plenty of memory to work with) and used the Get Info...
- command. We also used Nisus to find and copy the articles written
- by other people, something it did quite well, searching all 53
- open files much faster than HyperCard. The main thing that hits
- me, looking at these numbers, is the incredulous thought, "I wrote
- 350-some pages last year?!?" Oof, and you all read them. :-)
-
- Total number of issues = 53 (more than one per week!)
- Number of articles = 349
- Total characters = 903,424
- Total words = 147,983
- Total sentences = 7,210
- Avg words/sentence = 18
- Max words/sentence = 118 (I tend towards long sentences :-))
- Total paragraphs = 5,806
- Total pages = 391 (using single spaced New York 12 and normal
- margins)
- Flesch Reading Ease = 56
- Reading Grade Level = 13
- Total K of text files = 1,053K
- Total K of text files after DiskDoubler compression = 471K
- (you think I can manage without compression?)
- TidBITS Archive size = 3,441K
- Number of cards in TidBITS Archive = 350
- Avg time per issue = 7 hours (includes research & reading
- time)
-
-
- TidBITS Authors
- ---------------
- I've written the majority of the articles that appear in TidBITS
- with Tonya's help, but six other people have written articles for
- us as well (if we've missed anyone, please accept our heartfelt
- apologies). We'd like to thank them for helping out with excellent
- reviews and articles. We've listed them in order of the number of
- characters they wrote. Of course, that isn't a terribly accurate
- number because we always change the original size in the editing
- process. Detail details.
-
- * Ian Feldman = 36,980 (two articles and the Xanadu special issue)
-
- * Ken Hancock = 18,786 (the compression program comparison)
-
- * Mark H. Anbinder = 14,277 (articles on Macworld Expo in San
- Francisco)
-
- * Len Schwer = 10,909 (the FlexiTrace review)
-
- * Andrew Lewis = 6,400 (an article on DeskWriter problems)
-
- * Harry Skelton = 3,290 (an article on the Sony NeWS server and
- uShare)
-
- Thank you all for the total 90,642 characters you've contributed
- over the last year, a little under 10% of all the writing we've
- published.
-
-
- Survey Statistics
- -----------------
- We consulted with a friend who actually knows some statistics to
- arrive at some of these values, and while they aren't necessarily
- as large as we'd like, our friend is now thinking of getting a
- Masters degree in Applied Statistics at Cornell. Maybe he'll be
- able to lie better then.
-
- The primary number that we hoped to discover from the survey was
- total readership. We know the number of copies of each issue
- downloaded from three main sites, America Online, sumex-aim, and
- GEnie. Three issues carried the survey form, so all of our
- percentages had to be divided by three to get an accurate number
- (or so our friend said, maybe he wasn't lying hard enough).
- Responses from America Online and sumex-aim accounted for
- approximately 5% of the number of issues downloaded from those
- sites, whereas GEnie had a lower percentage response of about 2%.
- Since it's impossible to send us email from GEnie directly, a 2%
- response rate is excellent. A friend at American Demographics
- Magazine said that a 4% return rate on those little white cards in
- magazines that are pre-paid and easy to fill out is good, so our
- 5% is even better, considering that our survey was longer than a
- little card. Applying that 5% to the 127 people who responded from
- Usenet, it seems that 2,540 people get TidBITS from
- comp.sys.mac.digest. Next applying the 5% to the total 229
- respondents, we come up with 4,580 readers overall. That's
- forgetting the number of people who get TidBITS from someone else,
- and to judge from the surveys, few of those people responded. Of
- the 229 people, 34% said they redistributed TidBITS and the
- numbers of additional readers they gave add up to 911. So now
- we're up to 5,491, which is pretty good, considering all the
- defunking that you have to do to read TidBITS these days. The
- final possible addition is that if 34% of respondents (or 76
- people) distributed 911 copies (about 11 copies per person), then
- if the 34% of 4,580 people (assuming that people who receive
- TidBITS from someone else don't redistribute again) or 1,557
- people each distribute about 11 copies as well, that will be a
- whopping 17,129 copies to add to our previous subtotal of 5,491,
- to give a grand total of 22,620. Still with me?
-
- Even if our method of calculating redistribution is wrong (which
- it probably is, since the people who responded to the survey are
- the most likely to be the people who redistribute, thus
- artificially inflating the redistribution percentage), we're still
- happy with between 5,500 and 20,000 readers as of January, 1991.
- That number rises constantly, to judge from the amount of email we
- get asking for information about TidBITS. The real trick is going
- to be switching to an implicitly-tagged text format, because then
- we'll legitimately be able to count the entire readership of
- comp.sys.mac.digest as TidBITS readers, and it will be fun to add
- 37,000 more readers just like that. We also hope to set up a
- LISTSERV when we move to text-only, which will increase the number
- of readers who were otherwise unable to download TidBITS.
-
- Of those 229 respondents, we received email from 209 and snail
- mail from 20. Interestingly enough, almost half of the snail mail
- we got was from countries other than the US. TidBITS is read in 18
- countries, including:
- Australia, Canada, Denmark, England, Finland, France, Germany,
- Israel, Italy, Japan, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Portugal,
- Scotland, Sweden, Switzerland, the USA, and Wales. If you want to
- be picky, Scotland and Wales are part of Britain, which would
- lower the number to 16. In theory we could figure out the number
- of states in the US that have TidBITS readers, but that would be a
- bit more difficult and fairly meaningless anyway.
-
- Most people got TidBITS from Usenet, sumex-aim, America Online,
- and GEnie, in that order, but a number of BBS's had multiple
- respondents, including the Memory Alpha BBS in Ithaca, Tom's BBS
- in Boston, the AMUG BBS in Atlanta, and the Twilite Clone BBS,
- whose location I don't know. A number of other BBS's had a single
- respondent. A few respondents get TidBITS from some of our less
- popular redistribution sites, like LISTSERV@RICEVM1.BITNET and
- MACSERVE@PUCC.BITNET and the British National Public Domain
- Software Archive. Still fewer respondents report that they get it
- from a friend or on a local network, which seems to imply that
- people who read TidBITS twice removed from the nets tend not to
- deal with the nets at all. Even though CompuServe can send mail to
- the Internet, we only received one response from CompuServe.
- What's with those people?
-
- Where do TidBITS readers come from, other than the woodwork? We
- didn't ask this question, but it was often obvious from the email
- address or a signature. TidBITS readers come primarily from higher
- education and big business, not surprisingly, since those two
- sectors are best connected. A lot of people find TidBITS on small
- local bulletin boards as well, which means that areas like K-12
- (not usually known as lower education, for some reason :-))
- schools, dealers, and small businesses read TidBITS. Most of the
- major universities showed up, as did large companies like Apple,
- Claris, IBM (yep, even IBM), Toshiba, Sony, Motorola, and
- government bodies like NASA and various branches of the military.
-
- What are TidBITS readers like? They are knowledgable (heck, to
- figure out the nets you've got to be bright) and interested. A
- good percentage of them are also packrats, since 61% of
- respondents use the TidBITS Archive. I'll bet that number would be
- higher if the archive were faster and smaller, but it still holds
- a lot of information and is bound to be large and slow to a
- certain extent no matter what. On average, people said that they
- rated 8 points out of 10 with regard to their knowledge of the
- Macintosh, but only 5 points out of 10 with regard to HyperCard.
- As of the time of the survey, only about 66% of respondents had
- HyperCard 2.0 - that number is surely higher by now, although we
- found a decent bit of HyperCard animosity reflected in other
- survey answers.
-
- On the normal 1 to 10 scale, people only rated themselves 2 in
- terms of how often they used the contact information and 2 in
- terms of how often they looked up the references in other
- magazines. However, many people said something to the effect of,
- "I don't use it much, but it's very handy when I do need it. Don't
- discontinue contact information or references!" OK, we won't.
- Approximately half of the respondents indicated that they might be
- interested in writing articles at some point, but that conflicts a
- bit with the number of articles we've received from people.
-
- And what of everyone's favorite question, "What is your favorite
- color?" It provoked many strange and uncountable answers, so we
- wimped out and asked Double Helix to count each entry in which a
- color name appeared. So if the answer was "Blue, no, red, auuugh!"
- (a common answer), both blue and red would be counted. If someone
- said "Not blue!" I munged the word so that it wouldn't count. See
- below for the results.
-
-
- Like Best?
- ----------
- We try to avoid this sort of self-congratulation most of the time
- since it doesn't do much for readers (you know for yourself
- whether or not you like TidBITS - you don't need to hear us
- patting ourselves on the back all the time, like other
- publications are wont to do on occasion. However, there is a time
- and place for everything, so here's what people like the most
- about TidBITS.
-
-
- A lot of people like our writing style, and let us know with
- adjectives like "breezy and informal," "opinionated and
- insightful," etc. It reminds me a bit of a line I like to use when
- pretending to be pretentious about wine. First you roll the wine
- around in the glass, sniff it, and take a tiny little sip. Then
- pronounce seriously, "Obsequious, yet servile." Here's a couple of
- the comments on our style.
-
- "Succinct, but rich in its description"
-
- "It is gossipy and written with a breezy, informal style."
-
- "The writing style. Your articles are informative without being
- stuffy."
-
- "Well written; informative; witty; I've learned a lot from
- TidBITS."
-
- "I am always impressed at finding knowledgeable computer mavens
- who can handle English gracefully; the two are often mutually
- exclusive."
-
- "I like the short concise articles (when presenting information
- from other publications). Of course, you have articles which don't
- appear elsewhere and your opinions and wry sense of humor seem to
- match mine as well (which never hurts to endear one's self to
- one's readers)."
-
- "The personal, informal, yet informative writing style"
-
- "Timely, independent, humorous."
-
- "The lighthearted editorial style"
-
- "Wide breadth of info, ease of use, breezy and informal writing
- style - a very valuable source of info for me, a novice user,
- since I rarely have time to read magazines and other info
- sources."
-
- "The regularity, informativeness and the general all-round good
- quality of the writing."
-
- "Articles are interesting, humorous, well written technically."
-
-
- Another feature which people singled out as being important was
- our opinions. We certainly don't ask that anyone agree with us
- (though many apparently do), but we try to bring together
- information from a variety of sources and make sense of it as a
- whole. We do believe it's important to have and express opinions
- whenever possible because that's what makes reading a publication
- interesting. We also believe that telling the truth, cutting
- through the propaganda, and keeping it humorous are essential
- parts of good subjective (but fair) reporting.
-
- "Either I admire your objectivity, or I usually agree with your
- opinions."
-
- "I like the timely information, the HyperCard access to the
- articles and the attitude of the editors." [gee, and in high
- school I was mostly told that I had a bad attitude :-)]
-
- "I like that it's an opinionated and insightful digest. I read
- most of the articles mentioned or discussed, but you consistently
- make connections which make better sense of what's going on in the
- industry for me."
-
- "The news I usually already have, except from the unusual sources
- such as Internet which I can't keep up with. What I prefer is your
- unique analysis, viewpoints, and opinions on the news items I've
- already read."
-
- "I like the fact that TidBITS is willing to express opinions not
- found in the standard journals. Actually, I don't get MacWEEK or
- InfoWorld, and I very much like the fact that TidBITS keeps me
- informed of things going on in the micro-computer world. I also
- like the fact that it is not as myopic as MacUser (in particular)
- and the others: I think it is important for Mac users to know what
- is going on in the rest of micro-land: NeXTs, PCs, Unix, the lot;
- at least, the important events." [Yup, no reason to be
- chauvinistic about the Mac. We love it, but other machines
- certainly have their merits as well.]
-
- "Frankly, I like the candor and dry humor the best. I also like
- questionnaires that start with a 'zero' item."
-
- "Rather irreverent, Mac-based but ecumenical, techno-junkie
- compatibility "
-
- "The fact that you are enthusiastic Mac users, as opposed to the
- dry "press release regurgitation" of the mainstream press."
-
- "It's concise, and it has some interesting editorial viewpoints."
-
- "It brings together various sources and makes something out of the
- whole mess that is interesting. Often, there are very insightful
- sources in the stories that do not seem to write in the trade
- journals." [They are hard to find, but well worth it when we do.]
-
- "I personally like the commentary (editorializing) on the
- news/rumor items."
-
- "News that I haven't found elsewhere. Intelligent opinions and
- conclusions. i.e. stuff that isn't generally obvious or
- immediately apparent."
-
- "The collection of news and rumors. The analysis of multiple
- rumors is logical and insightful."
-
- "Good articles. Not those of a "canned" blurb from a vendor but
- actually those expressing the overall view of the "viewers"."
- [Precisely! After all, you "viewers" are the people who count in
- this game.]
-
- "I like the idea of a coupla people publishing their skewed view
- of the world (and computers, the Macintosh). I'm not into
- formality, I think it is possibly one of the main problems with
- Humanity. Many things, I think, are offshoots of formality.
- Another perk is that the two major Mac magazines, Macworld and
- MacUser, are centered around two major Mac user-groupings: stupid
- people and stupid people with money. I prefer to hear about what
- people (er, non-stupid ones) are doing with computers (or
- whatever) or new technologies, et cetera. Ya know?" [Yeah, I do
- know. Well-thought out comment, especially considering the writer
- is 14 years old.]
-
-
- And then of course, is the mission of TidBITS - to provide
- succinct, timely coverage of interesting events in the computer
- industry, commercial and non-commercial. We're glad that we've
- succeeded in this, helping busy people to stay informed without
- drowning in the sea of information (in which the computer industry
- provides a strong undertow).
-
- "Its very existence. I don't read any user magazines for the Mac
- (they are not interesting enough for what I usually do). TidBITS
- is the sole source of information concerning the Mac, besides the
- one presented in comp.sys.mac.digest."
-
- "It stays crunchy in milk. That, and it lets me keep up on some of
- the more interesting Mac news without falling behind when I don't
- have time to read comp.sys.mac.vomit and MacPlanetPerson all the
- time. " [and we don't even add BHT for preservative :-)]
-
- "I am most interested in news of products, especially non-
- commercial which usually don't appear in MacWEEK et al."
-
- "The way it summarizes interesting Net News, so I don't have to
- put up with Net Nerds."
-
- "Technical information (i.e., not beginner information I've read
- 50 times already). Information that I usually don't see elsewhere
- (MacOberon, Xanadu, etc...). Product information. Your use of good
- reference people (such as Kevin Calhoun for HyperCard)" [Since we
- are experienced Mac users, it's gotten difficult to write so that
- a complete novice would understand everything. Partly because of
- that, we don't try. Yet, we've gotten a number of comments that
- indicate that TidBITS is still an excellent resource for novices,
- perhaps in part because it doesn't talk down to them. It may take
- a little longer to figure everything out, but once you do, you
- know it well.]
-
- "TidBITS supplements info for my Mac newsletter. It has summarized
- some message traffic in comp.sys.mac.* newsgroups. Good insight
- most of the time."
-
- "The marble-looking background. The compact summary of key topics.
- The non-tree eating format. The sticktuidness of your on-going
- dedication. Heck, I almost want to offer my paid subscription."
- [Not necessary, but the thought is extremely appreciated.]
-
- "Concise useful information. A lot less sensationalist than trade
- press, actually gives me the information I need and want, rather
- than a load of bumpf. Much more timely as well, which helps.
- Summarises discussions from the net, which I would like to follow
- but miss parts of because our news is so flaky. ("A low priority
- item")." [Sorry to hear about your news feed - we feel that news
- should almost always be a high priority item.]
-
- "I think it gives a good overview of current concerns and items of
- interest. I don't have the time to wade through all the
- information that is available to me. "
-
- "Concise and fairly quick reporting. Keep the new product reviews
- coming!"
-
- "Rumor-style news (i.e. unreleased products). Candid, succinct
- product comparisons."
-
-
- And let's not forget the review listings. This part of TidBITS is
- the least fun to do for us but is one of the most useful for many
- people. A friend who works at an Apple dealer in technical support
- says he refers to his TidBITS Archive several times a day, often
- for review listings. So while some people use TidBITS for all
- their Macintosh information, others use it as an essential adjunct
- to their magazines.
-
- "The index to reviews is the most indispensable feature. You do a
- great job. For me, the combination of comp.sys.mac.* and TidBITS
- eliminates any need to subscribe to Mac[WEEK,World,User]. "
-
- "The fact that it is a cumulative stack and the ability to search
- for a review location without going through the pile of magazines
- for one, the other thing would be to get the news electronically
- therefore fast and frequently since it is a weekly."
-
- "I like the list of reviews, however it would be useful to know a
- little more, such as the length of the article."
-
-
- One thing that many people in the US forget is that TidBITS is an
- international publication. It is hard for us to say much about
- what's happening in other countries, living in the US as we do,
- but we do what we can. From what we've heard, much of the rest of
- the world is unfortunately a bit behind the US in the latest and
- greatest, but TidBITS is helping to even things out. If anyone in
- another country knows something which you wouldn't have heard of
- living anywhere else (like a local developer doing some
- interesting work), please let us know and we'll do an article on
- it.
-
- "To get an overview about articles in US magazines without going
- to library "
-
- "Short list of products reviewed in Mac magazines. In Europe we
- get the new magazines about 1 month after they appear in the US.
- Info is always up to date."
-
-
- Like Least?
- -----------
- Of course, if we're going to print all those nice things people
- said about us, we have to print the negative comments as well. The
- majority of the complaints had to do with HyperCard itself and our
- HyperCard-based reader, which by our own admission is simple at
- best, if you're being kind. The descriptions we use currently are
- more in the range of "god-awful slow" and "brain-damaged." Of
- course some people do like the reader quite a bit, although we
- suspect that they mainly like the idea of it and are willing to
- overlook our implementation problems. In the reader's favor, all
- we can say is that if you have enough disk space free (more than
- the size of the TidBITS Archive stack), it's stable and it does
- work.
-
-
- HyperCard garnered a lot of animosity, some of which is completely
- deserved (I like the program, but I'll admit that it has some
- major problems), and some of which is our fault for not scripting
- around HyperCard's limitations.
-
- "My only complaint about TidBITS is that it uses HyperCard, which
- I think sucks the proverbial pickle. It treats me like an idiot,
- is slow, and most importantly, the stacks waste enormous amounts
- of disk space."
-
- "Archiving takes much time and leads to large files. Selective
- archiving should be supported." [Excellent point. We'll keep it in
- mind.]
-
- "The weird way HyperCard makes the scroll bars grey even when
- there is nothing to scroll." [Luckily, HyperCard 2.0 fixes this.]
-
- "I wouldn't otherwise keep HyperCard on my hard disk." [Ouch, but
- I understand. Wait for the tagged text format.]
-
- " Let's face it, HyperCard is a slow, belabored pig. Why is it
- that 7 weeks of TidBITS takes up gobs (211K) of my _precious_
- (read "damn near full") disk space? Keep It Simple, Stupid has
- been applied to the implementor, but HC is not the best tool for
- the end user. I'd much prefer a small application and then you
- could include the application with each issue in about the same
- space. Also, I'm sure it would be handy to keep the text of the
- TidBITS on a UNIX box so I can use tools like grep to find
- things." [This comment points to the main reasons we're moving to
- an implicitly tagged text format, though we wouldn't include an
- application with each issue - it would waste too much net
- bandwidth.]
-
- "Leetle slow " [Lottle slow :-)]
-
- "Various HC weaknesses: too slow (on my lowly Plus); odd textwrap,
- especially with hyphenation." [Yeah, I edit everything in
- HyperCard to avoid the worst of it, such as broken curly quotes
- and parentheses, but it's still a pain.]
-
- "That my TidBITS Archive gets compacted every time I merge a new
- issue, which takes about close to one minute on my SE. (What
- computers do you have?)" [It all takes a while on our SE/30, but I
- just leave the room for a while.]
-
- "It takes forever to update the *%&(*^ index in the archive stack.
- (Yes, I realize there probably isn't much of anything you can do
- about this.)" [There is, but it requires a complete revamping of
- the Archive and the distribution stacks, which would cause so much
- confusion that we've avoided doing it. I just leave the room when
- I'm doing it.]
-
- "It's slow to move from one end of the archive to the other, and
- there's no REALLY easy way to print out an article to share it
- with people paper-wise." [Agreed. The speed problems will be
- fixed, and printing support will be added (which is much easier in
- HyperCard 2.0), much as I want TidBITS to stay as electronic as
- possible.]
-
- "The text window is too small and is unstyled." [The window in the
- HyperCard 2.0 version will be resizable, at least between two
- common (9" and 13") sizes. Nothing we could do about the styles
- originally, since HyperCard 1.x didn't support different styles,
- but that will be fixed too.]
-
-
- And then there are the specific complaints about our interface.
- The next version of the interface will be very different, but
- should address the problems mentioned here.
-
- "That it uses a different background on each issue when archive
- stack is made." [We fixed the background problem with TidBITS#25,
- I think. A major culprit was the quotes.]
-
- "I'm not sure that I like the new font. It is a little small for
- me." [The font will be user-specified. We were just trying to put
- more text on the screen at once.]
-
- "The magic menubar (just show it, will you?)." [Sorry, it won't be
- in the next version.]
-
- "I don't like the fact that the index field on the left of the
- screen does a "find" to locate a card after you've clicked on the
- topic. In the archive stack, this becomes a very lengthy task
- (even on an IIfx). It would be better if the index stored the card
- id number and you could just go to that automatically." [You're
- right, it's dumb, but it's also easy and a short, efficient
- script.]
-
- "The opening screen of disclaimers." [Agreed. The disclaimers will
- eventually move to the end and shorten significantly.]
-
-
- And then there were the people who have been reading our minds all
- along.
-
- "The HyperCard format is unnecessary. Straight text would be
- better. (Remember that I don't use the archive feature.)" [Yup,
- we're working on an implicitly tagged text format that will take
- over as the primary distribution format eventually.]
-
- "Non text form distribution, making it practically impossible to
- read it without first transferring to Mac." [That's another reason
- for the implicitly tagged text file format - TidBITS will be
- readable on any platform.]
-
- "HyperCard format has to be downloaded to read." [Yup, that's the
- main advantage of the text format - you can read it online and
- download if you want to archive it.]
-
- At first, we didn't think about how much time would be spent
- reading the articles and did not allot enough space to the main
- text field. Heck, we were surprised that TidBITS became as popular
- as it did as quickly as it did, which accounts for many of the
- interface problems.
-
- "The interface, which spends a lot of screen real estate that
- probably could be better used. The field in which the article is
- in doesn't take up more that 1/4 of the screen, and that should be
- increased. For starters, I think the sources should be mentioned
- at the end of the article instead of in their own field to save
- some space."
-
- "Rather small main text window, because too much of the standard
- HyperCard is taken up by gizmos (such as an overly-prominent cite
- window). I'm not used to reading out of a 5" window, which is
- small even in a 9" screen, much less my 13" screen."
-
- "I think there's too much precious turf devoted to static
- advertisement (of the source) in the reader."
-
-
- This is the part that hurts to read and isn't pleasant to print,
- but hey, fair is fair.
-
- "Lengthy and arcane philosophical rambling about hypertext." [Ah,
- sorry about that. We like the idea of hypertext and electronic
- text too much and do tend to go off on it a bit on occasion.]
-
- "Sometimes too much rehashing of things I'd already read in the
- Mac groups." [That's part of the point, but we always try to add
- information to the news we get from sources you may have access to
- already.]
-
- "Long articles about nothing interesting; difficult to read for
- strangers." [As much as we try, we can't please everyone. However,
- we're delighted to print articles or reviews submitted by readers,
- so if you want to see or spread information about a topic we're
- ignoring, send us information or an article. We also try to avoid
- writing about topics about which we know nothing, which
- contributes to missing certain topics. Help us fill in the gaps!]
-
- "I'd prefer more fact and less rumor." [Whenever possible, we try
- to stick to fact, but sometimes it can't be helped. I think we do
- passably well on rumors that come true. It's only false rumors
- that are a pain.]
-
- "I am not interested in reading opinions about the "future of
- ..."" [Sorry. With the speed at which the computer industry moves,
- "the future of..." very well may be next week, which is why we
- often think that information is valuable.]
-
- "Cute comments." [I highly recommend reading press releases then,
- they never have any cute comments.]
-
- "No complaints. Though not every installment has exactly what I'm
- interested in (neither does MacUser) it's pretty good for what you
- offer." [That's what we aim for, thanks.]
-
- "Too much concentration on "Well known" programs like Illustrator
- and PageMaker that poor people like me have never even seen." [I
- understand your complaint, but since I write over 90% of the
- articles, it's hard for me to write much about programs that
- aren't well enough known for me to have seen. Again, if you or
- anyone else wants to let the world know about a great unknown
- product, tell me or write an article or review about it.]
-
- "Occasionally there's not very much interesting news in an issue."
- [Occasionally there's not very much interesting news in a week
- :-)]
-
- "The political editorializing." [Sorry if that has offended you.
- We try to avoid political news except when it intersects with the
- computer industry, at which point the views offered are based on
- our opinions of the industry, not on our opinions of the political
- environment. We do take a few potshots at the political system on
- occasion since it's such an easy target - we'll try to watch that.
- I hope at least someone noticed that we never even mentioned the
- Middle East - it wasn't relevant.]
-
- "Economy - all those market things... but sometimes they're
- necessary." [Yes, they are. As much as I dislike it, I'm beginning
- to believe my own jesting motto "All the world's a marketing
- scheme." To understand and predict the industry accurately, we
- have to pay attention to the wheeling and dealing. We do try to
- make it interesting, since there's little that more boring than
- financial news to many people.]
-
- "US bias" [Absolutely nothing we can do about this complaint
- without help from you, our international readers. Tell you what.
- If enough people from enough other countries send us information
- about the state of the Macintosh in their country, we'll edit it
- all together and release a special issue on the International
- State of the Mac. So if you don't live in the US, send us your
- views on the Mac in your country. Operators are standing by.]
-
-
- Here we thought that everyone would want a short, succinct summary
- of the week's interesting events. But no, it turns out that lots
- of people want more and more from TidBITS. We just can't spare the
- time, though if a company wanted to give us lots of money to
- produce TidBITS, we might be able to find more time.
-
- "Amount of info in each issue, could be bigger."
-
- "I would like more gossip and news, but that's a small beef. You
- guys do a real nice job."
-
- "Limited information, I know there are only a couple of you
- working on producing TidBITS."
-
- "It could have more news ,the size is irrelevant at least for me
- as long as it has valuable news"
-
- "The few instances where information is vague or missing, such as
- "it may or may not be v.everything." You probably could have found
- the answer to the question that this phrase implies by giving your
- source another phone call. I am not blaming you. I know you can't
- spend as much time as someone who is paid for such work. I am
- simply fishing for the thing I like the least and there isn't
- really anything that truly annoys me." [Yup, we just can't be as
- thorough as would be ideal, but at least we admit it when we don't
- know and seldom make completely inaccurate statements.]
-
- "Information I can get easily elsewhere." [We can't be completely
- different from other publications each week in terms of subject
- matter, but I hope that our format, article selection, and
- opinions set us apart enough to make reading TidBITS worthwhile.
- And try finding something in MacWEEK a few months after the fact.]
-
- "I have already read most of the articles from the mainstream
- press which you re-review for your readers. Go for some new
- underground news!" [We'd love to, but we're limited by our
- sources, many of whom are not in the mainstream press. If you or
- anyone else know of underground news, please tell us!]
-
- "The fact that it's getting smaller as it goes on. It's too useful
- to disappear entirely." [I think that was a temporary trend before
- the first of the year when everything slowed down for a while and
- there simply wasn't much interesting news.]
-
-
- A few more miscellaneous complaints.
-
- "The reviews. (I don't think I get any of the magazines) (Oh, and
- the names, sounds very downmarket - tabloid newspaper type -
- sounds like your articles are on the same level as the Sunday
- Sport -'Space Alien ate my hamster')" [The reviews are mostly
- useless if you don't get the magazines, but a lot of people do
- find them very useful. As far as the titles go, we're trying to
- keep them short and light - short because the index field isn't
- that wide, and light because otherwise they're just plain boring.
- And please accept my condolences on your hamster :-)]
-
- "Written in English :-)" [Very little we can do about that, but if
- you want to translate each issue into your native tongue, please
- feel free.]
-
- "Not having a quote of the week anymore. I can see where they
- would be hard to find, but they were interesting." [They were a
- lot of work, a big pain to find, and were the primary reason a new
- background was created every week before TidBITS#25.]
-
- "Timeliness of information" [We try our hardest, but sometimes we
- have to wait a week or two to gather more information on a subject
- and figure out what we're going to write about it. If you know
- about something interesting and we haven't written about it yet,
- please tell us.]
-
-
- Finally, a few miscellaneous suggestions about features that are
- lacking.
-
- "No binary file attachments. You say things about various public
- domain packages and yet, for those of us without FTP abilities, we
- see no such programs. It would be FANTASTIC if you added a button
- (where the quote was) to "extract" the attachments. They could be
- anything from programs to actual images of various things. Even
- sound! I think this would be great. Again for those of us with
- limited resources to snarf the programs anyway. If no
- "attachments" were available, you could have it dump the text file
- of information along with the references." [This is a good idea,
- but given the size of many freely distributable programs and
- utilities, it wouldn't be efficient. After all, you'd hate me if I
- attached a 200K file that you already had or weren't interested in
- and you still had to download it all.]
-
- "You ought to incorporate a little hypertext of your own, cross-
- referencing, if you intend it to be reference." [We've been
- thinking about this, but it's unreasonable to impress our ideas on
- what should be linked on others. More reasonable would be a
- general purpose linking tool, but that involves a lot of work on
- your part. Suggestions are welcome, especially since we haven't
- thought of anything ideal.]
-
-
- New Articles?
- -------------
- When we ran the survey in December we were curious about area we
- might be completely missing, partly because the news had dried up
- a bit at that time. With the new year and Macworld Expo in San
- Francisco, though, the news picked up and we had no trouble
- thinking of things to write about. The common theme is that we
- don't know everything, and we don't write much about things we
- don't know. The remedy for this situation, other than us becoming
- omniscient? Write an article and send it to us! In any event, here
- are some suggestions of new types of articles from the survey and
- our comments on them.
-
- "Possibly one-line summaries in the reviews section. However, I
- fear that this might be hopelessly difficult and/or biased."
- [Summaries would be nice, it's true, but very difficult and
- treading on the copyright line.]
-
- "More about MIDI vs Mac" [Love to, want to write me an article? I
- know _nothing_ about MIDI.]
-
- "Complete reviews of products (NISUS 3.0 !!!)" [Well, we've done a
- couple now, and I hope they've been useful. Nisus isn't on the
- list for upcoming ones right now, if only because it's so powerful
- that it would take a long time for a review to do it justice. I
- can't recommend Nisus highly enough.]
-
- "I miss the home gardening features you used to have. No, wait...
- that wasn't you. Well... how about info on product UPGRADES and
- how to get them?" [We're anxiously waiting to see how the irises
- we transplanted last fall come up, and our patch of garlic and
- chives is doing well. Upgrades? When they're interesting enough,
- they merit an article, such as the Double Helix upgrade we wrote
- about recently.]
-
- "Other sources of information i.e.. real people and an description
- of what they are doing, more articles from your user base." [We
- take what we can get in terms of articles from our readers.]
-
- "Perhaps a series of short articles on how to get information
- about the Mac (such as stuff from Info-Mac or Apple that you can
- get by FTP)." [Good idea, we'll keep it in mind.]
-
- "Survey result of users of various commercial/non-commercial
- products, gathered from on-line users; by reading Usenet Mac
- newsgroups, especially comp.mac.apps, I think many many people
- would willingly participate surveys conducted by you expecting
- their information would help a lot of TidBITS readers."
- [Unfortunately, although this is a good idea, surveys are just way
- too much work. Look how long it took us to finish this one. :-) It
- is a good way to gather information if someone else wants to write
- an article for us, though.]
-
- "Perhaps a frequently updated column of the "N most asked
- questions (with frequently updated answers)" could be handled well
- with HyperCard. Readers could continually add refinements which
- would be edited into comprehensive answers." [A good idea, but not
- really in our scope, since a FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) file
- (a) isn't really news, and (b) is already being done in
- comp.sys.mac.announce on Usenet. If asked, we might publish that
- file once, since it does carry a great deal of useful
- information.]
-
- "How to articles for beginners & experts, or summaries of where
- these can be obtained." [Again, not quite in our scope, because
- such articles have a relatively small appeal (since few people are
- both interested in and ignorant of the same subject. Also, the
- main magazines do a bunch of these sort of articles.]
-
- "Trends in consumer satisfaction or dissatisfaction. For example,
- many people who were burned by Jasmine could have avoided it if
- they had access to honest information rather than the fluff that
- was being published by all of the Mac magazines six months after
- it became apparent on the networks that Jasmine was in deep
- trouble. Alternately, there could be more user promotion of
- underdog products like Nisus whose treatment in the popular press
- seems directly related to the amount they spend on advertising."
- [Good points, and we do try to reflect the tenor of the net
- conversations. Sometimes we hit the trends, other times we miss
- them. Our Usenet access is a pain right now (VMSNEWS via 2400
- baud, ech!), so we aren't as up on the nets as we should be. If
- someone sees a trend on the nets, please tell us about it!]
-
- "I'd like to see a regular letters to the editor card. I think
- it's a little intimidating to have to write a whole story in
- response to a minor point. I would like to see articles on cutting
- edge uses of technology and future trends." [Excellent idea, which
- we've recently implemented as MailBITS.]
-
- "Interviews with Mac Weenies." [Difficult to carry on via email,
- which is the only way we wish to afford to communicate. Long
- distance calls add up fast when you're interviewing people.]
-
- "I like the content of TidBITS pretty much as it is, but if
- pushed, I would like to see comparative articles. E.g., which is
- better (and why): StuffIt, Compactor, DiskDoubler, MacCompress,
- Diamond etc.; or Maple vs. Mathematica vs. Theorist vs. etc."
- [These are certainly in demand, but are often beyond our
- resources. Ken Hancock did an excellent compression comparison,
- and the other subjects are wide open for the rest of you.]
-
- "Reports on interesting things at the big computer shows, MLA, and
- other events I don't get to." [If you don't get to them, we
- probably don't either. Our standard offers still applies. If you
- want to cover a trade show for TidBITS and write articles on what
- happened, we'll write you a nice letter to the management saying
- that you are a member of the press and should get a press pass. If
- you fail to deliver on the articles, though, you won't get a
- second chance and we'll be irritated at you.]
-
- "Vertical-market specific articles. How are people employing
- existing technology to produce results." [Interesting stuff, I'm
- sure, but we don't generally come across it. Let us know if you
- see something interesting and want to write about it]
-
- "Announcements of new university-level educational Mac software"
- [Since we're not heavy-duty educators, this is hard for us to
- cover. I realize I'm starting to sound like a broken record, but
- if it interests you and will interest others, write about it for
- us, whatever it is.]
-
- "I hate to say it, but more coverage of the DOS side would be
- useful." [We cover DOS stuff when it's interesting, which isn't
- all that often, unfortunately."]
-
- "How about an electronic version of MacUser's MiniFinders?"
- [MacUser already has a HyperCard stack with their MiniFinders in
- it, and they promised to send it to me when I renewed my
- subscription. I haven't received it yet and am getting a little
- irritated.]
-
- "A section with technical TidBITS-type tips on HC 2.0?" [We try to
- avoid concentrating on a single program like HyperCard because
- many people are likely to be uninterested.]
-
- "No suggestions, just a request to keep "how to" articles out of
- TidBITS." [Within limits, I agree, since they generally target too
- small of an audience.]
-
- "I like to see more MacNews, because it takes 2 months for a piece
- of information to get from US to the Nordic MacPress." [We try our
- best, but we also want to keep each issue small so it doesn't
- become a major time drain to read.]
-
- "How about keeping track of software versions - this could be a
- real task in itself, but it would be nice to have a stack that was
- updated monthly that contained this info." [A good idea, but not
- really suited to TidBITS.]
-
- "Well, since you asked, how about digitized computer cartoons"
- [Augh, and we wanted to move to a text-only format! Well, there's
- a possibility of binhexed pictures in the text, but it starts
- getting really messy then.]
-
- "Why not include a few IIgs TidBITS - it has hypermedia too" [We'd
- love to, but we don't have a IIgs and don't hear any information
- about it normally. It was nice to hear that someone on GEnie
- converted the Xanadu special issue into IIgs HyperCard format.]
-
- "I'd like to see more cutting edge stuff (i.e. Xanadu, AI, Neural
- nets 3D displays, etc.)" [We try, but sometimes it's hard to find
- that sort of information.]
-
- "More info on great shareware utilities." [Agreed. We'll work on
- this.]
-
- "Is there any chance you could include Murph's monthly Vaporware
- column in TidBITS?" [We'd have to ask Murph, but my impression is
- that much of what appears in his column is either covered in
- TidBITS or judged by us to be not worth an article. Also, his
- column is closer to misappropriation since he's not adding much to
- the news from the magazines.]
-
-
- Make TidBITS Easier?
- --------------------
- As much as we like to pretend that everything in the electronic
- world is easy, there are a number of things we could do to make
- TidBITS easier to get each week. Here are the best of the
- suggestions.
-
- "A plain text version, as in comp.sys.tidbits (moderated), with
- articles distributed in batches (as now) and separately." [A
- Usenet group is a good idea, though comp.sys.mac.digest is
- appropriate currently. If we ever start doing versions
- specifically for other platforms as well, it wouldn't be
- appropriate to use the Mac groups to distribute them. We'll keep
- it in mind.]
-
- "Well, I suppose if you delivered it to my door...FTP is about as
- easy as you can get...I don't even have to leave my room." [Ah, if
- we delivered it to your door you'd have to get up and answer the
- door and make small talk for a while. FTP is better. :-)]
-
- "A dedicated T1 link between Penguin Things and BAKA." [Sorry,
- we're waiting for ISDN instead.]
-
- "I am happy with the current configuration and distribution
- methods. KISS" [Thanks, we're trying to Keep It Simple, Stupid
- (for those of you who haven't heard the acronym before.]
-
- "I like your method of electronic distribution. The part I dislike
- is having to unBinHex and unStuff the file to read it." [Yeah, the
- defunking is a pain.]
-
- "Distribute it by mailing list on the Internet." [We tried that
- initially and crashed a few mainframes running old versions of BSD
- mailers that couldn't handle over 200 people on a mailing list.
- Now everything goes out from our Mac via QuickMail, which isn't
- smart enough to send a single copy up to the Unix host and
- distribute from there, so there's no way we could run a mailing
- list from here. Usenet, local mailing lists (like one at the
- University of Michigan), and eventually a LISTSERV are better
- methods of distribution.]
-
- "A fax mailing list. Do you have a fax? Send the paper around.
- Charge a nominal fee for distribution to cover the cost of the fax
- and extra phone lines. This came up as a group of us sat around
- discussing how to distribute electronic newsletters, or
- Hypermags." [Fax machines are ubiquitous, but ecologically
- disastrous. For every document, two pieces of paper must be used
- (one on the sending end, unless you have a fax modem, and one on
- the receiving end), and most fax paper is not even recyclable. So
- as much as it would probably be a worthwhile service, we prefer to
- keep TidBITS off paper as much as possible.]
-
- "Hand delivered by messenger on a Double Density floppy
- immediately upon release. Silver platter optional." [Is that a
- single or double density silver platter that you were wanting?]
-
- "I cannot think of anything which would make TidBITS easier to
- acquire and/or read. Perish the thought that it should be anything
- other than electronic." [Hear hear!]
-
- "Why not make your text-version of TidBITS easy to manipulate
- within GNU Emacs? Using Rmail-like features, one could read,
- search, and ARCHIVE TidBITS on any system with GNU Emacs. Future
- versions of GNU Emacs are said to have Hypertext features, too.
- There are probably enough Emacs experts out there willing to help.
- Also, you could develop a small program of your own (say, written
- in portable C) to read, search, and archive TidBITS on CRT-based
- Unix systems. If you carefully and thoughtfully build some "hooks"
- into your TidBITS text format, maybe some talented TidBITS
- enthusiasts will do the Emacs/Unix programming for you...(I wish I
- had the time/talent for this sort of thing...)" [The implicit tags
- in the text format should be perfect for this sort of thing,
- though we don't have the time or talent for that type of thing
- either. Someone will though, and then the Unix world will have an
- excellent TidBITS reader.]
-
- "A global wireless communication network with 10E12 baud
- bandwidth, speaking with a pocket-size pocket-weight computer with
- a 2000 pixels/inch, 48-bit colour screen, gigabytes of non-
- volatile memory, available to all at no monetary cost. (NB. This
- is not a joke.)" [No, it's not a joke, and although we agree with
- you, there's not too much we can do to help make this a reality
- sooner.]
-
- "FTP source" [Check out sumex-aim.stanford.edu and
- rascal.ics.utexas.edu.]
-
- "Where is it on CompuServe and how can I set up the Navigator 3.0
- to find it, and download it." [I believe it's in the HyperCard
- section, but I don't know for sure since I don't upload there. For
- some reason, TidBITS is not very popular on CompuServe. Does
- anyone know why? Is it merely because no one has particularly
- noticed it? It seems strange that smaller services like America
- Online and GEnie should have much larger download counts than
- CompuServe.
-
- "Availability via a Bitnet LISTSERVer, in plain text if possible,
- NOT .hqx (ideally a LISTSERV for each format, readers could
- subscribe to whichever they prefer)" [We hope to set up a LISTSERV
- once we move to the text format. I doubt we'd be able to get
- another one for the .hqx format.]
-
- "FTPable up to date archive, with incrementals at the issue,
- quarter, and annual levels." [The only problem is the file sizes.
- The TidBITS Archive with all the issues in it will be about 3.5 MB
- in size, which is a bit much for most people to FTP. We tried
- monthly archives for a while, but didn't get much positive
- feedback (actually we didn't get any feedback, positive or
- negative), so we gave up on the extra work.]
-
- "Text-based distribution, provided that the "import" function is
- BULLET-PROOF. The novelty is in using the stack as a reader. I
- don't even like the idea of reading the weekly stack. I'd rather
- start up the Archive stack, have it ask me if there is anything
- new to import, and then magically scroll down to the new stuff.
- Maybe with a "New Stuff" button that gets you there quick."
- [Definitely a good idea, and one which will be possible with the
- text distribution files.]
-
- "Upload to GEnie as well. Other than the $5 monthly charge, there
- is no fee for uploading software (or using mail and certain other
- services too)." [TidBITS is on GEnie, although since I don't do
- the uploading, I don't know where offhand. I'm sure it's not all
- that hard to find.]
-
- "Again, since you asked. If you would fly weekly to Austin, take a
- cab to my apartment, and read TidBITS to me while I shower in the
- morning, other than that, it's fine." [Would you like your towel
- warmed too?]
-
- "Write them in Finnish." and "Write in French!" [Neither French
- nor Finnish are within our linguistic abilities. Ancient Greek is,
- but it's awfully hard to write about computers in Ancient Greek,
- and at the speed I write Ancient Greek, the issues would only be
- about twenty sentences long each week.]
-
- "Some press releases on networks about it. (It took me some time
- to find out that it was worth downloading) Perhaps the ECHOMAC
- moderator would permit a small plug for it. Also, the dating
- system - using the week starting... format gives the impression
- that it's a week out of date. Reading something dated 03-Dec-90 on
- 12-Dec-90 gives a feeling of lateness. Changing to day of
- publication would help." [If you know of a network that doesn't
- know about TidBITS feel free to post some informational messages
- there for us. Alternately, let us know and we'll send you some of
- the blurbs we've used on occasion. And thanks for the comment on
- the dates - we changed that for 1991.]
-
- "It would be more timely if it were uploaded directly to the
- Twilite Clone or passed through Fidonet. At this point I believe
- that it is passed along by another subscriber." [We were sending a
- few issues to a Will McLean for distribution on Fidonet, but then
- a mainframe that delivered the mail to him claimed that nothing
- was getting through for several weeks. If someone who is well
- connected would post to Fidonet for us, we'd be grateful.]
-
- "A secretary to download it for me." [Sure you don't want a
- secretary to download it and defunk it and read it to you when
- you're in the shower like the other guy?]
-
- "If AOL fixed the damn 2400 line I use to access." [I gather that
- most of the AOL lines are actually owned and operated by Tymnet
- and Telenet, so complain to them as well as the AOL folks.]
-
- "An archive server from which I can request back-issues via mail
- (ain't got no FTP)." [Ah, the "Ain't Got No FTP Blues." Try
- sending mail with the only line being HELP to
- LISTSERV@RICEVM1.BITNET or LISTSERV@RICEVM1.RICE.EDU. They run a
- mail server that shadows sumex-aim.]
-
- "A TidBITS 1-800 number BBS with a complete library" [We've
- thought about it, but it's too expensive unless a company sponsors
- it, and it's not really what we do best. We prefer to encourage
- wide distribution so everyone can get TidBITS easily locally.]
-
- "You might consider creating a LISTSERV list that automatically
- mailed out new volumes across the Internet, something like the way
- Info-Mac is distributed. And you could get a better idea of your
- audience that way by seeing who subscribes." [Precisely! We hope
- to do just this when we move to text format.]
-
- "I could move to Ithaca." [True, but I have a feeling that
- physical location doesn't make too much difference with TidBITS,
- whereas it does with other things in life. Besides, Cornell is
- constantly under construction, which messes up the place a bit.
- Nice gorges though.]
-
-
- Favorite color
- --------------
- I should have known. The most common answer was blue. My pseudo-
- statistics claim that it comprised about 41% of the total,
- followed distantly by red (13%), green (9%), and black (8%),
- yellow (7%), grey (6%), and purple (5%). Other colors showed up as
- well in lesser numbers: white (3%), orange (2%), taupe (1%), mauve
- (1%), and puce (1%).
-
-
- The most common non-answer was the famous line from Monty Python's
- Holy Grail movie. The only problem is that the 13 people couldn't
- agree on what the colors really were, though it looks like blue is
- probably the first of the two colors. As for the second color,
- it's either red or yellow or maybe the character didn't get to
- saying what it was. Interesting how everyone tried to render the
- scream into ASCII. I wonder if Unicode will be able to do that
- better. :-)
-
- Blue... No, Yellow. Ahhhhhhhh!!!
- Red, no blue...Aaaaagggghhhhhh.
- Blue...No, RED!!! (Copyright Monty Python)
- Blue. No, yellow. AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
- Blue...no red! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- Yellow...no, blue!
- Blue!...No, yellow! AAAAAAArrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!
- Blue! No... Aaarrrggghh!
- blue... no... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
- blue...no...yellow aaaaaiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
- Red... no green AAAAAAaaaaaugghh...
- Blue, no Red AAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!
- Blue, no yellow... Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
-
-
- A number of people were philosophically bothered by the question,
- as evidenced by these selections. Some answered anyway, others
- didn't.
-
- "Blue. But the usefulness of this one question to TidBITS beets
- me." [and I thought beets were red :-)]
-
- "Sorry, that information requires a security clearance."
-
- "Red. (Will this be used to weight my answer?)"
-
- "Gray (is this a Monty Python question?)"
-
- "I can't imagine how you can correlate color to the rest... " [me
- either :-)]
-
- "Skyblue (What is this for???)"
-
- "For what fast food or fast cars?"
-
- "What a silly question. Let's upset the stats. I don't have one."
- [oh no! the stats are invalid now! :-)]
-
- "In the abstract, blue - depends on what it's used for."
-
- "This is obviously a trick question. Black & white, of course."
-
- "More information is required here. Color in what context? Cars?
- -Ans: Red. Sky? -Ans: Blue. Screen background? -Ans: Tan (easy on
- the eyes)."
-
-
- A number of people were also worried that the question had
- something to do with what sort of Mac they used.
-
- "Blue... (but I've got a b&w monitor if that's what you're
- interested in...)"
-
- "Red; but I don't have a color Mac, if that's what you're
- after..."
-
- "I have a lowly SE at work, a 1984 128K->1M at home."
-
- "I don't think this question is essential to me since everything
- on my Mac always appears black and white."
-
- "Grey. Really. OK, maybe not really. Maybe only because I have a
- monochrome screen. OK, midnight blue."
-
-
- As with any extremely personal question, when put on the spot,
- many people were indecisive.
-
- "Today, black for gadgets, green for most other things - but I
- draw the line at green skin (except for insects & reptiles)"
-
- "Don't really know, if pushed maybe yellows & browns."
-
- "Not a single one. I like good associations of two or more
- colors."
-
- "It has changed many times over the years (from purple to green to
- black to blue) I think it's probably blue now, although a
- sentimental spot is still held for purple."
-
- "Light blue. Although, any sort of blue is really okay."
-
- "Can I have two? Great. Green and orange. If I can only have one,
- then it's green."
-
- "This question always interests me, and I'm glad you asked. I
- don't think I really have a favorite color, I think I can only
- like colors in some sort of context, for example "Does this tie go
- with these cufflinks?" and such. The condensed answer is Green."
-
- "I never could decide."
-
-
- And then there were the answers that made me really wonder...
-
- "I don't have one; I have a favorite number, 5."
-
- "The Blues, up & down."
-
- "I don't have a favorite color. I am, however, very fond of the
- smell of violets."
-
- "Plaid"
-
- "Nope, it ain't taupe. How about cobalt blue?"
-
- "Total black (I'm still waiting for a car in this color. The Dodge
- Stealth is not it. The NeXT may be. :-)" [When Steve Jobs came to
- Cornell, there was a ribbon cutting ceremony for the Cornell NeXT
- lab. During the question and answer session, someone asked him
- about the black color of the NeXTs. He said that they were
- actually a dark grey. Sorry.]
-
- "greeple"
-
- "Judging by my closet, grey. (What do you expect, I'm an
- accountant.)"
-
-
- A number of people obviously remember their Crayola crayon boxes
- from childhood, to judge from some of these answers.
-
- "Wine-red"
- "taupe"
- "puce"
- "Jet black"
- "Bruin Blue"
- "iridium"
- "tundra blue"
- "Eleanor Blue"
- "ocean"
- "Mustard"
- "Xmas red"
- "Fuchsia"
- "Spontaneous Vermillion"
- "Dodger Blue"
- "mauve turquoise"
-
-
- Miscellaneous comments
- ----------------------
- We thought we had made the survey easy to answer, but some people
- still had trouble, such as this response to "What is your name?"
- "Sam Potts...um, no! it's Wayne Pollock (Damn these are tough
- questions :-)"
-
-
- A few people have really caught on to the idea of electronic
- communication replacing paper communication, such as the people
- who made these concise comments.
-
- "Responding electronically-want to save trees"
-
- "Timeliness and electronic format. No messy paper to deal with!"
-
-
- And of course there were the comments about surveys, such as this
- one. "A colleague recently did a small survey, asking "Pick a
- number between 1 and 4." He'd heard that well over half the time
- respondents would pick 3. It turned out to be correct..."
-
-
- If you give people a chance to score themselves, there's always a
- couple who will go whole hog and give answers for nonexistent
- questions.
-
- "Extra answers for bonus points: 1 7 3 5 8 9 3 "
-
- "18-Blue...No, RED!!! (Copyright Monty Python) 19-No thanks, and
- you? 20-Dire Straits are not so bad, but why RUSH never comes in
- France?"
-
-
- Interestingly enough, even though the average score for how
- knowledgeable you were as a Mac user was 8 of 10, engineers who've
- been working on the Mac for years tended to rate themselves
- relatively modestly, such as this person. "Knowledgeable Mac user
- (if a DOS user who has never seen a Mac is 0 on the scale): I'd
- argue that a DOS user would be several points BELOW zero. Many,
- many points. Legions and legions of numbers, obediently lined in
- rows and columns towering over the <ahem> I digress. I'd say I'm a
- nine. I've had a Mac since the Fat Mac days. I write code. If I
- wrote _great_ code, I'd be a ten."
-
-
- The End
- -------
- When it comes right down to it, the world is weird, and I hope
- we're all having a good time. Thanks for your support.
-
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